Saturday, December 22, 2012

Please Don’t Arm Sister JE

One of the more bizarre ideas that has been floated over the last week to address the problem of school shootings is to arm each teacher – in their classroom – with an adequately powered assault weapon to repel any odd attacker that wanders through. Now I have no problem whatsoever with Out-of-the-Box thinking as a way to solve problems, but this idea just has so many issues that, originally I thought it was being floated as a joke. But apparently there are actually some folks that are quite serious about it. IMHO, the risk-reward quotient is just too out-of-whack, the training and implementation costs would be high and wouldn’t scale well, and the financial liabilities/lawsuits would soar. There is another problem associated with this proposal that I haven’t yet seen cited:

Sometime the teacher in the classroom is a few bricks shy of a load. Bat-shit crazy is not always limited to the shooter or the students!

One of the more unstable nuns in my sordid Catholic School past taught us music and art at St. Leo’s in 4th Grade (1971-1972).  Let’s just refer to her as Sister JE. Quick refresher: At the school I attended, McNelis Catholic, due to large enrollment, we used the school building across from The Cathedral for Grades 1-3 and 7-8. For grades 4-6, you went to St. Leo’s up on the hill about 7 or  8 blocks down 13th Ave. Sister JE’s order was the Sisters of Charity of Seton Hill, one of the celestial farm teams that would feed nuns into the Catholic school system in the Altoona-Johnstown Diocese.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

CheppedHam

When I commute my 23 miles to work each weekday morning, my typical route leverages Interstate-85 to the Durham Freeway South which I stay on through Durham, exiting at Alexander Drive right on the northern edge of the Research Triangle Park. From there I take Alexander to South Miami Blvd and then a mile or so down Miami to the office. At the ever-active intersection of Alexander and South Miami sits this massive Sheetz Convenience Restaurant. The place always seems to be packed and buzzing with activity– folks filling up – coffee or gas or MTOs ordered through their touch screens. This Central PA kid just shakes his head and chuckles every time he encounters this scene. Imagine that  – Altoona-based Sheetz on Tobacco Road - and not just thriving, but expanding.

The Mirror recently did a story on the company’s history and growth as they celebrate their 60th birthday. Though the tale has been told many times before, it is still a good read. A driven, competitive, visionary creates and grows a company in his image with a corporate culture rooted in his small town values. An obsession to customer service. A continuous loop of customer feedback, reinvention, and adaptation as your company, your market, and the world around you changes. Some good timing and fortune, no doubt, but, as with most of these successes, the recipe includes huge doses of intelligent business planning, innovation, and good old elbow grease in the execution phase. The “Sheetz Story” is all the cooler, for me at least, since the seeds of this success story were sewn on the same streets of the city in which I was raised. (Damn, that last sentence has some high-quality alliteration. Props to, among others, Ms. Patricia Winstead, 9th Grade English, BGHS Sixth Avenue, 1976-1977.)

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Ad-dition By Subtraction

Loyal readers will no doubt recall my post earlier this year describing my decision to enable Google AdSense on this blog (see Monetizing Your Content). I thought it would be interesting to share with you an update. It seems that the high-quality content that I have been developing for this weblog over the last (almost) three years is starting to pay off - I am starting to enjoy the fruits of my labor. Since enabling AdSense-based ads on my blog on March 15 of this year, I have accrued $6.14 USD in earnings. Putting to good use the Minor I obtained in Mathematics from the Kenneth P. Dietrich School of Arts and Sciences at the University of Pittsburgh in 1984, that looks to be about 2.34 cents of earnings per day. $6.14 won’t even cover the price of a cup-of-coffee at Starbuck’s anymore.